Things I am not fed up of (3)

Turning my mattress. It's a real beauty from the pocket spring bed company, and you should keep turning it to prevent it from settling. I feel guilty when I haven't got around to turning it often enough (it cost so much when funds were scarce that I feel the obligation to prolong its life as much as possible very strongly). But if turning the mattress is something of a duty, then changing the sheets is just fun, because, as you know, it is complusory to flap the new ones around in the air until your arms drop off (or until you think your husband might be tired of this game, whichever comes first).